The Drop

A random musing

Black eyes and bloody noses run rampant among avid readers and cell phone users alike. What do the book readers and the Texty-Mc-Textersons of the world have in common?

The Drop.

How many people are guilty of this hilarious trend? I know I am.

Picture that moment, it’s late at night, you’re lying on your back in bed or on the couch and you’re reading your favorite book about sparkling vampires or wimpy kids and their diaries. Or maybe you’re chilling on your back with your arms fully extended into the air texting to your BFF or your school girl crush. Sleep begins to saunter into your brain, your eyelids feel like sandbags.

Then it hits.

No, literally. It hits you square in the face.

BAM!!!

You had the brief moment where the sandman over-powered you, you fell asleep and your 900 page wizarding adventure slipped from your extended arms and attacked the bridge of your nose. You quickly pick it up and scan to see if anyone was watching.

Good, the coast is clear, no one saw, minus the dog, but he always looks at you that way.

Now as the embarrassment wanes you lift your book or cell phone off your face, rub your sore eye and find your page.  Then slowly raise the book or device once more, determined to stay awake, promising yourself you won’t do it again. You resume reading, or slinging angry birds and disgruntled pigs, you’re almost done, almost ready for bed. After all, there’s only like 2 more pages until the end of the chapter. Then,

BAM!!!

 

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The Digital Age vs. My Library

I pride myself in the library of books I have amassed over the years. They span many topics and genres and are truly an eclectic and wonderful collection of mystery, suspense, horror, fantasy and science fiction. After I finish one of these gems, I keep each and every book I read as my own personal, tattered, bent, and creased trophy. The more a book is beat up, the more one can infer that I have enjoyed it. I have always been a slow reader, maybe its because I re-read pages I enjoy, I re-read things searching for symbolism, or maybe its my dyslexia. (that’s the thing where you read in reverse and can translate ancient Greek).

It all started when my girlfriend purchased a set of books for me. They were a pretty, hardback, boxed set and they even had nice sleeves for each book as well. They looked excellent on my bookshelf and were a pleasant addition to my library.  So, I started reading one of the hardbacks in the set but unfortunately life and the outside world reanimated its tired lizard’s body and got in the way of my reading, as it usually does.

So now that I’m engrossed in these books, I naturally want to finish them.  However, I don’t want to take my nice shiny copy of the book to the hospital to read on my lunch break because, to be completely honest, I don’t want to get hospital gross on it. Especially when I know I’m going to go home and read it in my bed.  To remedy this, I grab my girlfriend’s Kindle thinking that it can be wiped down, so surely I can read it in any setting. It just so happens she already bought the book I’m reading on it.

I’ve never read on a Kindle before, in fact I have resisted the urge to buy one.

But after spending a few days with it, I must say, I really like her Kindle Touch.

I have even found myself taking her Kindle to the gym with me and making the letters larger so I can read while running on the human hamster wheel.

I have continually put off buying a Kindle because I don’t want to hurt my collection in my office. If I buy e-books, then my library shelves will cease to grow. I can picture it now, cob webs splayed over the bookshelves, my library weeps because I never add new additions, and tumbleweeds blow around the local book store. My problem lies in the fact that I enjoy the physical books and don’t want to sacrifice them. Knowing my luck, once I’ve amassed a respectable e-book collection on the Kindle, dinosaurs will attack the mainland, zombie apocalypse will happen or the internet will break and I will lose it all.

So, now I’m faced with the tough decision, do I keep buying my books for my amazing bookshelves? Or do I succumb to the digital age and purchase a Kindle thus losing future trophies to an online media library.

Realistically, I will probably take to reading on the Kindle and then re-purchase the books in hardcopy if I really like them. (Because that obviously makes the most sense).

Anyone have any thoughts?

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The Hunger Games

I always try to read any book before watching the movie because 99% of the time the book is better than the movie. I also like to allow my imagination to run free before I have the images set in stone on the theater screen. Plus, what I come up with in my head is always scarier than any physical monster. So, when I finally decide to partake in the movie, I have already enjoyed the story and the movie feels like an additional chapter. It doesn’t matter if the film deviates from the book, or if it sticks close to the source material, I still find it enjoyable to see my favorite characters come alive. It’s a win-win.

I read The Hunger Games over 3 days, it was an easy read and I must say that the first thing I noticed was how much I enjoyed the author’s writing. She paints stark and vivid pictures that truly engulfed me in her fantastic world. The descriptions of things were not only well done, but accurate from the character’s points of view, I mean, if you’re always starving, then concentrating on food is a must. Its little details like that that really draws me into character and allows me to feel like they are truly alive.

The story itself is great, if you’re trying to decide if you want to read it, then I want you to envision what it would look like if “The Most Dangerous Game”, 1984, and the imagination of Michael Crichton had a baby. Something like that.

 

I recommend this for anyone’s nightstand. I really enjoyed the book and I feel confident you will too. A must read. I look forward to reading the second book, Catching Fire.

 

Ok, stop reading if you haven’t finished the book because I’m about to ruin it for you. Read the book and then finish reading this.

 

 

Really.

 

Turn back now.

 

 

Darth Vader is his father and Lando steals Han Solo’s clothes after he is frozen in carbonite.

 

That was just a test to see if you were still reading.

 

 

I’m warning you, you’re venturing into spoiler territory.

 

Genetically modified zombie wolf children.

 

See what you did… that was the shot fired into the ground to scare you away from ruining the book.

I’m just kidding it’s not about zombie wolf children.

 

 

Ok, well if you haven’t stopped reading yet here we go.

So, there are genetically modified zombie wolf children at one point. Now, how cool is that! But I will discuss this later. I always talk about taking the road less traveled when creating anything. When I write, I usually make a modified word web – yes that thing from middle school to brainstorm ideas. My web is filled with the first ten things that come to mind. They are usually cliché, but now that I have them written, I do my best to stay away from them. I then come up with something the audience wouldn’t expect me to do – like genetically modified zombie wolf children or a one-sided love story.

I really like the way Suzanne Collins ventured on the road less traveled and took the typical humans-hunting-humans story and turned it on its head, then went a step further, made it sci-fi, and explored elements that some writers steer away from.

There really is a lot of good subtext here for anyone who likes to read into things as I do. Reality TV ruining people’s lives, how hilarious. Over commercialization creating a fake and plastic civilization, got to love it. And so on and so on. But it’s all how you interpret things.

So, there is a third act twist where the contestants who have died are resurrected as these monstrous wolf creatures that the main characters are forced to fight again (and I haven’t finished the series so there may be more to it). It reminds me of back in the day when you had played through an entire Mega Man video game on Nintendo and just when you thought the game was over, you were forced to fight all the bad guys again back-to-back.

Love it.

But the strange twist was very refreshing and not something you see every day. I  mean, it was like, normal kids fighting, more fighting, love story, surviving in nature, a little more fighting, then…. teenage mutant monster wolves. Totally unexpected, but never-the-less worked well with the story.

My last thing I want to mention are the themes that run throughout this book. When you strip away the layers, this is a coming of age tale about finding your own identity. And one thing that really captured my attention was in the end, after everything that the protagonist went through, all the heartache, murder, bumps, bruises, cuts, burns, and trauma. They drugged her and physically repaired her body, erasing all evidence of famine and scars; they even go so far as to force her into pretending she is happy and in love instead of angry and terrified. With this, they erase her newly found identity and the Capitol proves that it still has control. Such a great turn.

What a beautifully crafted piece of art. The themes of hope, salvation, identity, and perseverance run deep within The Hunger Games and if you haven’t already, this is a must read for 2012.

 

 

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Athletic Supporters and Other Uplifting Things

 

Having a good support structure is fundamental to success in today’s world. There are so many glass-half-empty people walking around that will be the first to tell you what you’re doing wrong but never what you’re doing right. I say nay to these nay sayers. Build a core group of friends around you. Surround yourself with people that have your best interest at heart, keep them close and tell them your ideas, show them your work and get solid genuine feedback. Whether it pertains to work, life, family, or hobbies; it’s always good to have a second pair of eyes or another set of helping hands to keep you performing your best.

Let’s look at my writing. When I write, I write like I talk, which may be entertaining, but doesn’t make for good literature, my former English teacher’s heads would explode if they saw the first drafts of anything I write. But that’s ok, I have figured out a system that works well for me.  I tell my story like I see it in my head, and then rewrite it in a way that’s actually understandable to other humans aside from my girlfriend (who is surprisingly good at deciphering my crazy). After I have a solid story, that’s for the most part grammatically correct, this is when my support structure comes into play. I typically give my books and short stories to three people, my girlfriend, a good friend (we will call him Mr. Chuckles), and an English teacher.

I choose these people for specific reasons. My girlfriend is a great proof reader and will be brutally honest in telling me when my work sucks (which is very important). Not everything I write works, sometimes the story I have in my head is very different than what makes it to paper. I like having my friend, Mr. Chuckles, read my stories because he is also brutally honest, and is very good at pointing out plot holes and inconsistencies. He is also great at searching for the things I have hidden in my stories, so if he finds something I don’t want found, I know to revise my work. I like my English teacher because she is also great at picking my work apart and fixing any grammatical errors with her red pen.

These people all bring different desirable qualities to the table. They are my crew, or my “Fellowship of the Ring”, or that ensemble from “Lady in the Water”, you know, like that dude with the one incredibly strong arm.

One thing I really appreciate is their ability to constructively criticize without being negative. I need that. Also, it helps me to know if I hit the demographic I am shooting for, because none of them typically like the same genres. For instance, Mr. Chuckles really only likes my dark and unhappy short stories that are more along the slice of life line and display raw human emotion. My teacher likes optimistic stories of any topic, and my girlfriend likes…well…very little, so if I please her then I’m on the right path. So, when my friend dislikes my children’s material, the English teacher loves it and my GF thinks it’s between ok and really good, I know I’ve done something right. What I love about these people, aside from their amazing help, is that they are always positive, even when telling me they don’t like my product. By doing so they are helping me revise it and make it better. But the important thing is they are always encouraging me to push on and do the things I love. They are always willing to help me reach my fullest potential.

Surround yourself with positivity and I’m positive that things will improve. When feeling down, I can always listen to this song and it will make me smile and have a better outlook on life. I know its very cute but, its message is great. Click Me!!!  This or the cat came back song, I don’t know why on that last one, it just make s me smile. Think about the words, I know it’s silly, but what an amazing way to approach life. It’s so true; you really can do anything if you truly believe in yourself and set your mind to it.

My mother always told me I could succeed at anything as long as tried my best and never gave up. I remember when I played on the school basketball  team and realized that I wasn’t quite as good I thought. Apparently, me consistently beating my younger cousin in my driveway was not a proper scale from which to judge my skill. Did I mention he is around a foot shorter than me? But either way, I kind of sucked at it. Whenever my temperament would border on negative, or I would mention that the other kids were better than me, she would tell me I was a superstar, then tell me to say that to myself when life gets tough. Yeah, it’s one of those things that only a mother could say, but I have to admit, she was right.  So I would run down the court and whisper, “I’m a superstar.” and aside from making the other team members think I was crazy, it would automatically make me feel better.

Basketball was rough, but I tried my best, I remained positive, I practiced and in the end…I still sucked, but hey, I didn’t suck as much as I originally did. And after a few years of trying and doing only ok at school ball I decided to hang up my cleats (maybe that’s why I was so bad). But at least I gave it a shot and did my best, and when all was said and done, I made the informed decision to move on to other much cooler hobbies…like band. In hindsight, what a great experience, I learned so much about life, friendship, sports, perseverance, and myself. But if it weren’t for all that encouragement, I would have quit in the beginning and never truly known what could have been.

Don’t be afraid of working for something you truly want. If all the perks in life were just handed to us, we wouldn’t appreciate what we have. The important thing to remember is that life is a team game. Of course you can do it alone, but doesn’t it make it much easier to have an extra set of helping hands? Whether it be family or friends, it’s important to keep those that encourage you to achieve your full potential close, because they truly have your best interest at heart. Positivity and optimism are infectious. Spread it to all those around you and I guarantee you will lead a happier, more successful, and more satisfying life for it.

 

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Oranges of Death

I have a confession to make. I have a small obsession with anagrams and hidden meanings. When I would get bored in grade school, I would start rearranging the letters in my teacher’s names to try and form a word to describe them. Remember Mr. Rones, well he turned into Mr. Snores.  All in all, it provided a form of entertainment which may be one reason I continue to hide them in my stories to this day. If they entertain me, maybe my audience will find them amusing.

I have always said the best class I took in high school was cinema. Everyone laughs, but I am serious. This was by far the most enjoyable class, in which I learned so much about human emotion, plotting, character development and symbolism.  Before this class, I never understood the words mcguffin, red herring, or homage. Symbolism was alien to me before that point in time; I never contemplated the depth that symbolism added to some movies. Understanding this has allowed me to enjoy completely different films than those around me and has forever changed the way I look at books and movies.

Take “The Shining”. If I were to tell you it is about how when we settled this country we killed lots of Native Americans, would you believe me? No, you would say, “Matt, it’s about a man and his family that goes to a remote mansion. The man goes crazy and tries to kill the family and it’s not that deep, right?” But it really is. Watch this movie carefully, notice all the Indian imagery, and notice the colors and symmetry. Notice the Indian symbols, colors and patterns in the tapestries and carpet. At its core, it’s a very complex and psychological thriller. This movie had so many hidden tidbits; even things like the jars of tang resting on top of the Indian labeled cans in the pantry make a statement. Watch Shelley Duvall, notice how she transforms, in the beginning she is always wearing red, white and blue; by the end while she is being hunted, she is wearing Native American colors, her hair is double braided to look like Indian pigtails. How many of you even noticed that? Probably not many, but I promise next time you watch “The Shining”…you will.

Why do authors and directors do these things? It’s more bang for your buck. You’re watching the same movie and reading the same book, but in a way you’re really not. Or I could be completely wrong, and it really is about poor Jack, whose life is all work and no play.

I’ll never forget the time we watched “The Godfather” and everyone in class yelled “oranges!” moments before Vito Corleone is shot. (By the way, every time you see oranges in the Godfather series, something bad is about to happen).  Nor will I forget noticing the use of doorways as separation between mob and family life. Then you have these little nods to great work, for instance, in the show “The Sopranos”, if you pay attention to the arguments between main characters, there is usually a giant bowl of oranges in the background. Even the first time Tony gets shot, the bullet actually passes through a cup of orange juice. This homage is a way the show is saying ‘thanks’ to excellent work of its predecessor; and pure nerd gold for someone like me.

Have you ever noticed most, if not all, Stanley Kubrick movies reference the beginning and end of mankind. Seriously, watch them in order of creation, there are subtle to obvious hints to the end of the world and rebirth from movie to movie.

I know it’s all trivial and usually never amounts to any major plot point, but the symbolism adds a completely new layer of enjoyment for the avid movie watcher or book reader. It adds a re-watch or re-readability element that certainly justifies your ten dollars spent on the product. These things are important because for most authors or artists, the original reason you started the project was to entertain yourself and entertain the masses with your best work. Hiding these anagrams, symbolism and other things in books and movies is just another form of entertainment.

When it comes to something to sink your teeth into, I believe “Lost” takes the cake. I’m very happy with the amount of effort that went into planning this show. I followed it from beginning to end. I re-watched episodes looking for clues and hidden anagrams. I searched their webpage for extras that would hint at the bigger picture and I discussed/argued whether or not the show was about time travel on their online forums, and I was right (I bet you feel stupid now Lost_Fanboy 815). Either way, these extra little things the writers added kept me coming back for more. Now, if only I would have figured out the anagram on the side of the funeral van in season five was reincarnation a little sooner. (Oh yeah, spoiler alert! I forgot. If you haven’t finished “Lost”, you probably should have stopped reading around a paragraph ago.) Oh well, by the way, just in case you were wondering, The Island is really a depository for old snuggies and the unsold copies of Alien vs. Predator 2; and when they finally open the hatch all they find is a giant antique orange peeler. But I’m not going to get into “Lost” now. I’m sure I’ll at least mention it in passing, or write many, many blogs on things they did right in the future.

Back to anagrams, (shouldn’t this blog be over by now?). I love taking a character’s name and then rearranging the letters to reveal a future plot point or character flaw. I think of it as a bonus to any faithful reader I may develop. Personally, it’s nice to be able to go back as a reader, say to yourself, “Wow, he had the ending spelled out in front of my face the whole time and I should have known Bruce Willis was dead the entire movie.” I didn’t say spoiler alert because I’m not necessary talking about the Sixth Sense. Bruce Willis dies in most of his movies.

If only I would have rearranged the letters of Mr. Paces Broot’s name, I would have known he was a blood sucking robot from outer space that uses cotton candy as fuel for his star destroyer (not that I would use that particular one). But you get the idea. (Well, actually, I might have used that in my first attempt at writing years ago. I shudder to think of what I wouldn’t have used.)

It’s the care and time placed into these extra layers/Easter eggs that keep me coming back for more.

This is my way to play with my audience on another level. I say, “Here is your story. But there’s more if you want to dig a little.” To me when you buy a book, you are buying the author’s word that he will entertain you. Do you know that I will watch any movie by David Fincher or Sam Rammi? Likewise, I’ll read any book by Michael Crichton or Steven King. They have earned my trust, they have proven that they care and 98% of their work is awesome. I’ll always gravitate towards them because they go that extra mile.

I would never recommend you buy a book because of a carefully placed anagram or the oranges of death Sonny Corleone is juggling moments before he gets Bonnie and Clided at the tollbooth in the first Godfather movie.  It’s the care and thought put into the work that will keep the readers coming back. If they can see you take the time to add little specifics, and truly care about your work, then they will trust in you as a storyteller.  I feel as an author you owe it to your reader to at least give them something to chew on, whether it is a good back-story, an anagram, an homage, a twist ending, symbolism, a mystic island where no answers are ever given, or oranges of death. It’s your bond to your reader. You are telling them, “Pick up any one of my stories and you will be entertained on some level. I promise.”

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Enough is Enough

Can you have too much of a good thing?

When you have something that is of good quality and successful, how do you know when to end it? When writing anything episodic, it can be pretty hard to decide when to call it quits. Have you ever watched that television show that continued long past its prime? It’s unfortunate when you have too much of a good thing. At some point you have to start stretching for good story lines, which can be a problem. It then turns into a game of keeping this creature you have created alive and it stops being about the quality of your work.

“24” is an example of a show I loved that went on a few seasons too long. I understand Jack Bauer saves the world in real time week to week, but why does season 3, 4, and 5 have to be exactly the same structurally? I get it, everyone is a mole, everyone is going to go off grid, Jack is going to be hunted by CTU and no one is truly dead until they get eaten by a two-headed shark with an anaconda’s body on camera.  (By the way Scyfy Channel is working on a movie called Pirhannaconda that I’m very excited about.) I do, however, give “24” credit for bringing the show back to its roots for the final two seasons and pulling off a decent ending.

In “Happy Days,” in search of ideas, someone actually said, “Hey, lets have the Fonz jump a shark on water skis…” Ideas like this are a little out there and run the risk of alienating even the most dedicated of audience members. Plus, he really should have taken his jacket off while skiing; I hear water is bad for leather.

As much as I loved the show “Weeds,” it has outstayed its welcome. Its charm revolved around Nancy doing what it takes to provide for her family in a small town. No one really wanted to see her move to Mexico and become a bad mother who puts her personal relationships before the well being of her family. That’s not what made the show so lovable in the beginning.  I do still watch it, but I must admit, it should have ended with season 3.

I really hand it to shows like Seinfeld. They went out on top. I once watched an interview where the writers said that when they found it harder and harder to come up with good believable plots, they decided to quit. Jerry was offered a contract for millions that he turned down because he didn’t want to ruin the integrity of his show. (BTW Seinfeld and Frasier are my 2 favorite sitcoms of all time.) As much as I miss Seinfeld, I really can admire going for quality over quantity. Dexter is another example, the creators have said they plan to end it in the next 2 seasons before the show loses its believability and the story lines dwindle. I love the show and will miss it, but am glad to see they care enough to finish what they started.

Before I write any book or series I always like to know where it is going to end. This helps keep the project in perspective and also is a nice way of reminding me that there is an ending and it will not go on forever.

 

I end this blog by saying this. Go out on top and always leave your audience wanting more.

 

 

Don’t overstay your welcome.

 

 

Try to go out on top so you don’t wind up hurting the quality of your creation. Definitely don’t allow it to go on forever.

 

Sometimes you have to say enough is enough and just put down the pen.

 

 

Or just stop typing, stop rambling, and once you make your point cut and run. It’s better to leave them wondering what could have been next, not dreading it.

 

 

 

Because if you continue on and on people will eventually stop reading.

 

 

 

That’s why once you have made your point, don’t keep beating the dead horse. Don’t drag your audience on forever. Believe me, they get what you’re trying to say.

 

 

 

Just decide on an ending and leave it at that. Because when you decide on that fantastic ending and execute it properly, you will always leave your audience wanting mor-

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Don’t Feed Your Thesaurus After Midnight

 

Have you ever read a story, and after sludging through the rim-ram and jibber-jabber of those nine-syllable, nonsensical words one would never use in daily conversation, wonder what the writer was trying to say? Well, I promise it’s not just you.

Please don’t assault your thesaurus. Leave the poor creature be. They already went extinct once.

Steven King said it best in his book, On Writing, which I recommend to any writer looking to hone their craft; he said something along the lines of, “Just say what you’re trying to say.” Instead of attempting to fancyfy it (that’s a word), just say what you really mean. So instead of saying, “Bartholomew masticated his oil-enhanced porcine dermis,” say, “Bart chewed on some pork rinds.”  And instead of saying, “they all mocked the eccentricity of Bartholomew’s polychromatic fleece,” say, “they laughed at Bart’s strange coat of many colors.”

Why add all the glitter and Christmas lights? Ok, I get it; it makes you sound smarterest and fancyfull (both real words) to say words like masticated, foothoofacle, egregious, haughty, and polychromatic.

I understand, I really do. My first few short stories will definitely attest to that.  I know you think that if the reader has to look up your sentences you must be some mystic wordsmith master writer, but in reality, most readers don’t care how smart you are; they are simply trying to enjoy a good story and now you’re running the risk of losing your audience because you don’t want to seem like an amateur. I can say words like supercalafragilisticexpialadocious all day, but it would take a lot more than a spoon full of sugar to make that word go down in typical everyday conversation.  Just be mindful of your thesaurus, because if you feed it after midnight or show it too much attention, you could soon find it rampaging downtown Japan, causing little men to run away yelling, “Oh no! It’s a prodigiously grotesque and sometimes vehement creature. Quick! Hide, before it imbibes our bioavailable cohorts.”

So, if you decide to overly use your thesaurus, please be sure you’re writing dialogue for Einstein or Hannibal Lector. Make sure what you say fits your character.

It would seem odd if Edward said, “Bella, I would like to use my orthodontic protrusions to perform venipuncture on your delicate jugular for sustenance.”  Find the right words for your character. If he’s elegant, allow a subtle improvement in linguistic ability; if he’s dense, allow more common words to slip. But, on the flip side, it would sound just as odd for Edward to say, “Bella, Me hungry. Me chomp chomp, slurpy slurpy.” Know your character; when you know what your character is thinking the words will flow…. um…they will flow ….hang on while I find a word for naturally or best…they will flow gooderist.

Be sure of yourself, be confident. So what if you are an amateur? Every beginning writer is at one point or another. If simplicity works best for your characters, then why would you use anything else?  Build solid characters, have faith in your own work,  practice good story telling and soon you will find your words flowing naturally.

 

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Enter the Sandman, Exit the Audience

Suspension of disbelief is the ability of the audience to overlook something that may be slightly hard to swallow. This ranges anywhere from poor production value in a movie, bad props, to small plot holes in a story. The audience naturally wants this to be a good story, so they are willing to overlook these small details. It’s the job of the writer is to allow the audience to maintain this illusion. A story depends on it. It should be an author’s goal to maintain suspension of disbelief and not overstep his or her limits, because even the most dedicated of audiences will notice the giant pink elephant in the room.

I know that in Harry Potter they use magic, something that is not real, and I know they have all these creatures and spells that don’t exist. But as a fantasy reader I’m willing to, for the sake of my own entertainment, assume this is a world in which these things can happen. So it’s perfectly logical for Ron to puke slugs, or Harry to own a cloak of invisibility. I even overlooked the fact that they have the ability to time travel and could have killed Voldemort at any given time in the past when he was a child and stuck in timeout for hiding the batteries to the television remote (which should have been the first indicator that he was evil). These things are great, and are perfectly fine for me in the world that J. K. Rowling has built over seven books.

Now, if randomly in the middle of a Harry Potter book, Voldemort pulls out his trusty wrench and builds a forty-foot tall robot, with a lizard tail that fires lasers from its giant metal tiara and only eats marshmallow peeps, this may be a little hard for me to accept. In fact, it may take me out of the moment so much that I give up reading the book altogether. That is what every author fears. A writer wants to keep the illusion intact. He or she wants to make things believable, even in an unbelievable world. At the very least, an author should lead up to it or drop some hints in the beginning, something for the audience to grab onto, so it doesn’t seem like he just pulled this crazy idea out of left field.

I mean, how would you feel if you were watching a perfectly good Indiana Jones movie, and at the end of the movie, aliens show up for one big CG-filled finale when there’s been no hint of aliens the entire series? Or maybe to avoid a nuclear blast, Indy climbs inside a refrigerator and they proceed to drop an atom bomb on him, then it rockets into the sky and when it finally comes down it bounces around the desert like a cartoon character? Something like that could be damaging to a movie. Even the most dedicated of audience members may say, “Well, this series has jumped the shark. Or nuked the fridge.” It’s actions like this that take you out of the moment and remind you that you are watching a movie or reading a book.

Spiderman 3 is an excellent example of a piece of media with limitless potential that alienated its audience. This disappointed me because in lieu of telling a compelling story with an engaging action sequence for the climax of the film, they chose to add lots of CG effects, focus only on the action, and make it larger than life. Bigger is not always better, especially since the Spiderman movie series has never had gigantic monsters, its always been about extraordinary humans with special abilities. And I’m sorry Spidey, I don’t care what kind of spider strength you have. When a 50-foot tall sand monster slams his fist made of 20 tons of cinderblocks, concrete, and sand down on you, you go GOOSH. I mean, you’re only like 1/5 spider. I use a rolled up newspaper to smash arachnids that are 100% spider, and it’s usually pretty effective. Then you have the twitchy eyed New Goblin come to the rescue when only 10 minutes ago he told Peter Parker he wanted to kill him, then tried to kill him, then threw a bomb at him and in turn Spider-man tossed it back and blew half his best friends face off, without even a, “Sorry, Bro.” Ok, Ok, I get it- your goblin juice healed you in like 30 seconds, but why the sudden boost in your morale? You would think he might hold grudge for just a minute.

So in short, know what your audience will accept. I’m willing to accept that Rambo never runs out of ammo and never has to reload. But I just can’t handle a village set in the early 1900’s, terrorized by people in giant porcupine monster costumes, then in the end it turns out the village is beside a major interstate in 2004. What made it worse was that the ending to this movie was completely out of left field. (the person who edits my blogs before I post them even added a comment saying he was really disappointed when that movie was ruined by the ridiculous ending.) The ending to the Sixth Sense worked so well because there were in-your-face hints the entire movie and it didn’t feel like the ending was simply tacked on at the last minute.

I say, get to know your audience. Figure out what they will accept. If you plan to introduce some crazy off the wall ending or theme, build up to it, don’t just throw it in. And please try and make it believable. Go for good story over flash and action, because the last thing you want to do is remind your audience that there is a world outside of the marvelous story you have created.

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Don’t Build a Chair

Everyone has their own unique writing style and method. It’s the brainstorming and idea creating thing that enables one to write at his or her full potential.

My writing method starts more than a year before I ever type the first word of a book. What usually happens is one day, a random idea (usually an ending) pops into my head. From this point, I write down this ending, and other things like character flaws that may work well with it. So, that idea will sit in a file on my computer named, “Matt’s Amazing Ideas” (I wish I was kidding) for at least a year while it ferments. In my “amazing idea” folder there are literally hundreds of ideas and endings. After the idea sits, I wait for some inspiration to give it a genre or perspective from which to write. Over that next year, if I ever think of anything that may go good with this idea, I add it as a little bullet point under the idea and I repeat this process until I have something that’s interesting.

After some time, I hopefully have compiled a page or two of bullet points that I will then develop into characters, events, twists, and oddities that make my work original and attractive.  I think of it as planting a seed and giving it a year or so to grow. Yes, I could build a chair out of the tree in 6 months. But, if I gave that seed a year or two, it reaps so much more wood that perhaps I could build a table and a rocking horse instead of just one chair.

I will use my children’s fantasy series as an example. I have been brainstorming on this series for around four years. One day, I decided to read all of my bullet points, creature ideas, things I haven’t seen done in children’s fantasy before, and book endings. It turns out I had around 15 pages of notes. I should be able to build a village out of this tree…and I certainly plan to. Just wait until you see what I have planned. Then I started the long and arduous task of arranging my ideas into my story and characters. When I finished those 15 pages, I had the events, issues, characters, and endings of four books bullet-pointed in order. That was a satisfying feeling. I also had the ending of the final book, which is ever important for your character catharsis and journey, or not, depending on the type of story you write.

After this, I started researching everything regarding fairies, gods, and folklore that I could find. These excellent facts enabled me to fill in the finer details that a reader really appreciates. While researching, I found myself very interested in the Greek Gods. So, I added a note about them in my Amazing Ideas folder. Currently, I am working on collecting bullet points for an adventure novel about the Greek Gods in today’s world. Inspiration comes from everywhere.

This process takes a while, and I have designed it that way for a reason. I personally would hate to say, “I should have done it that way,” or “I wish I would have thought of that.” To know a project of mine turned out anything less that my personal best because I rushed into it, would be devastating, and I feel I owe it to the readers to do it this way.

Did anyone see the new version of The Mist? Steven King said he loved the movie ending even though it was different than his own. I believe he even went as far to say that if he had thought of it, he would have done it in his book. I’m glad he didn’t though; one reason I like reading the book before watching a movie, is it gives me a whole different tale. It’s like a little more time with the characters I have grown to love. The Dexter books are a great example. By the way, I love Dexter the TV series. The books are like supplements to the show, extra tales with an amazing character. (This is an extremely rare case in which I enjoy a show or movie more than the book).  Nine times out of ten, a book is far more entertaining than its film counterpart.

But back to the point- I want that clever ending to be the one I thought of. I would hate to say “what if” about one of my stories. Don’t rush into writing your work, give it a minute to sit, give those seeds a moment to mature into the tall oak it should. Allow yourself the ability to build what ever you desire. I strive to give all my projects the ability to grow as much as they can. And to you, the reader/potential writer out there, I encourage you to take your time, and develop your ideas fully before taking that leap. You owe it to yourself to do your best. Please, don’t settle for building anything less than a nice hardwood dresser, armoire, and bedframe.

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New Year of Success

For the New Year, and the many resolutions that will be made, and the many more that will be broken, I would like to call your attention to a conversation I had with my girlfriend that sums up my view on leading a successful life.

One time, when we were discussing my plan for education and pursuing a terminal degree, she said to me in a very frustrated (but loving) tone, “It’s never enough with you. No matter how many goals you set, no matter the success or failure. You are never satisfied. You always want more.” To make the situation much better I respond, “You’re right. I always want more. Why settle?” If you think about it, I mean, really think about it, why not strive to be your best? Why not push on and try to accomplish more than you ever thought possible? So what if you fail? All is not lost. At least you have learned what doesn’t work.  More should always be your goal. Even if you fail 99 out of 100 times, you’ve still succeeded more than if you had never tried at all. At the end of the day, if you never attempt the impossible, then you will never have a gauge for what actually is possible.

I would like to leave you with a quote from Henry Ford (if you don’t remember, he was the president who thought up all of those uses for the peanut and invented the Sham Wow). He once said something that everyone should take to heart, “Whether you think you can, or you think you can’t–you’re right.”

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